Lovely to see you here. Due to increasing volume of correspondence, instant messaging, private messaging, channel chat, forums (you get the general idea) I’ve decided to instate some new rules for contacting me. (Oh, but you already love rules, don’t you?)

1. Our first conversation will begin with the title of which of my personae you would most love to meet. (I’m not giving you any hints, and if none immediately come to mind, you’ve clearly not visited the Services page yet; you should do that now.) Outside of this being an excellent conversation starter and general icebreaker, it will allow me to confidently assume you already know I’m a professional Domme, and how I wish you to conduct your interactions with me.

2. You must be able to answer (with some familiarity) at least one of the following questions:

• Are you interested in becoming a client?
• Am I looking for a personal relationship?
• Would you like to explore Domination Therapy with me?
• What sort of subs or slaves do I most enjoy working with?
• If you were my client, what would I expect from you?

Be mindful that it’s very likely I should — and will — test you. Are you prepared to pass? Failure to adhere to one, or both, of these very rudimentary requirements may result in my ignoring you completely (which, you wouldn’t want, now would you?) or asking you point-blank to comply; i.e. ‘Which of my personae would you most like to meet?’ or ‘Am I looking for a professional or a personal relationship?’ — upon which, your inability to answer correctly, (or even simply, ‘I don’t know’) will then lead to my giving you one more chance — and directing you to my website, whereupon you’ll be able to try again. (Though, perhaps, not immediately.)

Ah, I am a challenge, after all. A conquest in every right, not to be trifled with in the least.

Now, that all of that’s out of the way, the following are my guidelines, and basic protocol, for all online correspondence, instant messaging, and chat:

• You are to properly address me at all times.

This involves the consistent use of correct grammar, punctuation, capitalisation and spelling as well as respectful regard for my boundaries and your own. Any correspondence or messages that do not contain all of the aforementioned elements will receive a single reminder allowing the sender an opportunity to modify his (or her) behaviour, after which all else that does not meet the required criteria will be ignored without exception. Do not think I won’t adhere very closely to this. I grow especially weary of receiving instant messages (and occasionally, email) that barely resembles something passing for English. I don’t mean those writing in a foreign tongue — oh, no. These men know better. They’re using Netspeak — this ridiculous, teenybopper-infused bastardisation of the language I love. Whatever you do, take that bullshit elsewhere, and don’t expect me to take you seriously if you do attempt to use it with me. You’ve received fair warning.

I greatly enjoy chat, forum interaction, and email correspondence, and typically meet my prospective clientele in this manner. However, if you are presently not, nor do you plan on later becoming a client (for any reason) I ask that you kindly adhere to a certain protocol for these interactions as well:

• Do not ask me for discounts, in-person sessions or to engage in any type of activity with you of a personal nature that is anything other than platonic. While I may occasionally choose to session in-person with a client, it is only after he has proven to me that he is worthy of the privilege. I begin work with all clientele over the phone and online. Absolutely no exceptions.

Should you invite me to coffee, and your intentions are honourable, I may accept. But I can tell a fraud from a mile away, so, do not test me. You will promptly be banned from further contact with me. Never proposition me for cybersex. While I am happy to, and at times, prefer, to engage my clientele in cyber-domination, I will never, under any circumstances, do so for free. Do not even ask. Again, you will find yourself quickly out of my favour. A place you’d rather not be.

I am a very reasonable, rational, generous, and compassionate person who enjoys what I do, engaging in conversation with others, sharing in their experiences, and offering my thoughts regarding my own. I simply ask that you offer me the same respect and consideration I afford you by not seeking to obtain free service, or to use me in any manner that is not consistent with my principles and guidelines.

Questions? Comments? Why not ask me?